Thursday, December 30, 2004


dang I'm gettin sloppy. Once upon a time I said that I would write in here everyday. Yeah well, such is life. I guess when you think about it I'd be like saying "hi... today was good... bye all" everyday until something actually ineteresting came up. So yeah... 'nuff said. Christmas was good. I got to spend the night at a buddies and go to church with him the next morning. Man what a shift. I have been Anglicanized for sure. I totally forgot what the service was like. I've been goin to Christ The Redeemer for like 5 years I guess and that kinda did me in. Throughout that I kinda replaced my baptist background with something new and quite different.
What else is new...? Saw Green Card tonight. Fun lil Depardieu flick besides the fact that its a kissing story. I mean for bein a hulk with a large nose hes a fun actor.
Hey... everyone checked out the new skin? I think its pretty snazzy. Say thanks to the the html skilled jaak... the one who knows way too much more than the joe. I mean seriously floks... its scary how html illiterate I am.
Ok gotta get goin. Night all

Saturday, December 25, 2004

Happy Christdaymasdersad...

Merry Christmas! I'm up at 12:32! ooohhh nickers... sleep

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Ok now...

hello everybody... how are you? My name is G.i and I kick.. umm... rear too. I write alot of stuff and I rap like... pooh.
Fiiiine... all done with that. Ok. I said I would have something to write about today and GUESS WHAT! I totally forgot. I think it had something to do with why I'm here... but I can't figure out wether I was going to talk about why I'm here on earth or why I'm writing. I'm pretty sure its about me writing here.
Ok here goes. Why does one start a blog? What is one intended to do with a blog? Further, what does one write on a blog?
Ok... one starts a blog... I don't know. I mean I don't know for sure. I suppose one could decide to start up a blog to empty their head or let off some steam. I've seen some blogs opened up for classes but mainly it seems that its just individuals. I mean when you take into account the meaning of blog (web log isn't it?) it kinda makes sense. You just record what you want to on a daily basis like Cap'n Kirk and the rest of the Star Trek folks. I guess that follows into the whole section on what you're supposed to do with a blog. Well duh... write in it. But what do you write? I suppose you could write anything. I believe that blogs in their original idea of usage could be used for anything. Wether a college student started a blog and wanted to discuss the issues of the war in Iraq or whether a Orange County Blonde (no offense ladies) wanted to talk about her social life with her boyfriend. So technically I believe that though there is right and wrong to many things there is no right or wrong to the use of blogs. You can write anything you want though if you write college level entries on the symbolical figures in Beowulf you might drown some people. Then again, if you write continually about your life with your boyfriend (or girlfriend for you guys) you might gag some others.
Ok... what else. I guess thats about it. We talked about what you can put in blogs, why blogs were made and why G.i can't rap... yet. Hey I mean everybodys gotta start somewhere. I'm sure Eminem stunk before he got big too. Some day I'll be the next Mike Shinoda and... yeah ok. Hey you never know. Ok, shutting up. Night

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

what to say

oh yeah... in addition to what I said about the tagboard thing add the fact that it limits what you say. I mean sheesh... yeah. So attention all, I'll be gettin one in a few days.
So I got to talkin to a guy bout blogs and he requested that I send him a link to my blog. While we were talkin bout that my mom mentioned that she wanted a link too. All I could think of was: oh my gosh... better hide some stuff quick. No just kidding I didn't say that... but Mr. Baender (the guy I was talkin to) told me to hide my plans for my nuclear weapons. I mean... I don't have plans for that but my Hackin 101 booklet is comming along quite nicely. YEAH OK.... just kidding about that too. I need to learn though.
Well thats about it. Actually I have more but I want to save that for tomorrow. I mean if I say everything today then I'll be outa stuff to say tomorrow. Gotta get goin on my campaign... later everyone.

Sunday, December 19, 2004


sorry bout this.... I've haven't done anything for like a week. Really sorry. Anyways.... I'm thouroughly perturbed at my campaigne. I guess I need to do it agian. So yeah.... mega kudos to whats his nose who commented last time. Umm yeah. Not much over here. Three cheers for Christmas break. I'm lovin it like more than mc donalds. Like.... way more. Anyways, once I get some time I'll totally comment on more peoples blogs. As for this tagboard thing, I'm not sure I like it. I mean... its kinda cool but I can't tell if I don't want the ads and am too lazy or I really don't like it. I dunno. Anywho, time to clear off. Over and out

Saturday, December 11, 2004


hey all
no I wasn't naked.... I was just in my pjs. Anyways, I'm gonna start commenting on blogs soon. Figured I should straighten out complications on the last post before having all these new people show up and be scared.

I'm back

Hi guys
So yes, as my two viewers most likely know, I was kicked off the computer for a week. Most unfortunate and I am sure I am scared for life. Ok that was a serious exageration, cause I feel no difference. So yeah, I tried uploading a pic onto my blog and I'm havin issues. I'm trying to get a pic from my computer and whenever I enter the C:\Documents and Settings\Figure Reborn blah blah blah it says I entered invalid characters. So I dunno. Jaak help me. But yeah I made my New Years resolution early and I decided... that its happening again. I will talk to way more than 5 people this time. This time I'm goin big. It starts tonight... or whenever I put my clothes on....

Saturday, December 04, 2004

please work....

hi guys
umm.... I was going to stick a post up yesterday, but my internet has this funny habit of not working whenever I need it. So... I typed this all up and my internet ate it and then spit it back out at me as a "could not find this page" blah blah blah. Anyways, not much happening on this end. Between now and that last post I met Joanna, a buddy of Jaaks. Seriously, she sounds like one cool chick er.... But she wants to come to St. Andrews! Its so cool! Not like she will but she wants to. But yeah. Umm.... finals next week. Not exactly lookin forward to them but I don't have the biggest problem with them. Dang, I gotta get to work. Today I wanna go hang out with the gang but I gotta go do some stuff to make that happen. Crudfully yours

Friday, December 03, 2004


alright now... its been over a week and I still look to see if I got any comments on a new blog. Its like I expect my second self to put stuff up and other people to comment fully for my pleasure. But no... I must update my blog. What has happened recently... umm... finals are next week. That will be fun (dude.. sarcasim). Met miss Joanna of Minnesota. She seems like a cool chick. And guess what! She wants to come to the special school! It is so cool... now I'm just scared that I'm gonna say somethin and she'll loose all interest. Wel whats there to tell. I told her the number of students (15... she kinda was taken back by that), told her the hw sitiation, told her bout the uniforms, told her it was anglican... anything I'm missing? Anyways... I gotta go... its 11:00 am and I got up a half hour ago: NOT A GOOD START TO A PRODUCTIVE DAY! Anywho... must go eat. Bye bye

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

Man... Moments I've Had

"Joe your zippers down"
Hearts thumped in front of the Stockton Costco as Joe threw his head down to look at the damage. Of all places... Costco. The megaplace. The place that is crowded on a monday at noon. Some people just don't have enough work to do you know. Anyways. Joes cool-o-meter dropped so fast that it wasn't even funny. He pondered the long term effects. The cute girl at the door.... the rest of the people surrounding him.... would this situation effect his job? Thoughts were swirling. Most would tell themselves to get a grip right about now. Not Joe... Joe felt the blood rush to his face. How could he handle this. He was in front of a door. There was no where to hide. Would he slink off on his stomach? That would cover the area but expose him to more looks. He could look like a gangsta... huch over alot. Neither of those would do and trying to point out the goodyear blimp in the urban skyline was highly improbable. And I say this because I saw it take off. Anyways... action was inevitable and stealth was nessecary. Joe slowly reached down and quickly zippered up again. Muttering thanks because it didn't catch, he slid over to a bench. Still thinking on what just happened... he tried to avoid contact from others. Man...

So yeah... theres a story. Sorry it took me so long to get it up. What with annoyed parents and all... I got kicked off alot. We had alot of emberrasing moments on this trip. What with my zipper... my falling into the door in an effort to be polite... and mando walking into the womens bathroom... I think the trip was successfull.

Enter the womens bathroom story. So we're at Sizzlers. Mando gets up to go to the bathroom and everything is running fine. He comes back and says: " Woah... I just totally went into the womens bathroom". Profound statement... anyway the story is that he missed to 'wo' in the womens sign. So I guess he went in there and was all "why is it so clean in here and where are the urinals?" Then it dawned on him that he was in the womens bathroom. See when this happens... usually (for guys) if you walk in the girls bathroom there are a bunch of girls. Well there was nobody there. Then he was faced with a problem. "Should I just go in here or go to the mens room?" "I'm gonna look like such a freakazoid if somebody walks in here and sees me like this." "I'm just standing here pondering what to do." I forget what eventuall happened... I think he went to the mens room. But it was pretty funny.

Ok... sorry this one has been pretty full of guy humor.... hope it doesn't get banned or nothing. I guess the worst thing that could happen would be like an email from bolgger sayin that this was banned due to crude humor blah blah blah. I dunno... maybe I'm overestimating. Alright... good night all

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

back now

so yeah... I'm back. About 10 days ago we found out that my cousin was killed in a car accident. Last Thursday we left spontaneously to go down for the service. It was pretty cool... except for the sobering fact of why we were there. Got to hang out with my sister and brother-in-law in Long Beach and had a good time there. I tried to type this all up last night but the internet was slow and the page wouldn't load so I lost it. Oh well.... Its too early and I don't have enough time to write my story so that will have to wait till tonight. Gotta go get ready for school. Later

Sunday, November 14, 2004

"Goldies last day..."

Ok... anyone who has not heard that song needs to. Its "Goldies Last Day" by PFR. I mean... they were groundbreakers in Christian rock and plus their music isn't bad. I mean their like one of the few early 90's bands that I like.
Anyways... the reason I brought that up is because my dog died. Exactly a week ago she went missing and we couldn't find her (cause she was missing). Then yesterday I was goin down to our barns to feed our unlaying chickens (need to kill them...), and I head howling. I followed it and met a bear. A big grizzly bear. And I said to myself "self... what the heck is a grizzly bear doing in Northern CA?". Yeah ok... I made that up. I didn't meat a bear. So I found Nell... she was breathing hard and she couldn't move the back half of her body. She just looked at me. A wet mass of unmoving dog. So I ran down to the barns where my dad and Mr. Baender were and told them I found her. They found a board like thing that worked as a transport thingy and they put her in the back of the truck. They took her to the vet in Chester (which is a half hour away... the vet nearest us was temporarily unavailable for emergencies... figures huh?). So I cleaned up and went to a party that I was planning to go to... i.e. I didn't go to a party cause my dog got hurt. When I got back they said they had to put her down cause she got hit by a car or something. The vet said that they go to their favorite spots after they git hit by a car or anything so apparently Nell wen't to the deck where we found her. See a few years back we moved our mobil home to a new spot on our property where we put it on a new foundation. Since then we've done remodels and such so you can't tell that it was a mobil home. The point being that the back deck is still down at our old site. Nell liked to hang out down there to escape the heat or sun or whatever. The claws on one of her front paws were worn down so the vet thought that she got hit and then dragged (right word?) herself some hundred+ feet up to the deck. Then she just laid there waiting for us to come. What gets me is that she would''ve had to drag herself over the driveway where we drive over everyday. Its wierd... So yeah... now shes gone. Its not that bad since after abotu 3-4 days after she was missing we kinda thinking she got eaten by a mountain lion (no joke) or something. So we already figured she was dead but I guess my dad and Mr. Baender were hit pretty hard.
Umm thats about it. Nothing much goin on. Chico was good... except that I fell over in the parking lot at Costco. I laughed even though I twisted my ankle and I hurt my butt. It was really stoopid.... I mean you know... when you're done with your cart you stick it in the way of another car I mean... *doh*. No thats not what you do... that might be what I do but thats not what you're supposed to do. You stick it in the bushes right? Or in one of those gathering places or somewhere outa the way. So I accelerated my bad ass ('scuse me) cart and I jumped on the back. Then I popped a wheelie... kinda... so the front went up and I could get it over the burm. Only thing is when I put my foot down I twisted it or something so I fell over. Luckily it was like at 5 PM and there weren't many people in that area of the parking lot. So yeah... yesterday at this party thing my team won. If you talk to whitetanktops (a.k.a. mandy) she'll say that "the hippos" won. But me and Jakk say we won. Yeah ok... we lost. But we placed second. And we got snazzy bowties that somebody said were really tissues tied up. I don't believe 'em to tell the truth... yeah ok. They WERE tissues... but I think they look good as bowties. What else what else... I guess thats it. Later gang

Thursday, November 11, 2004

I feel a musical moment comming on...

"Its been a while... since I..." wrote in my blog. Good song. For all those who are lost, its "Its Been A While" by Staind. You might have to get it edited though. Whats-his-nose, the lead singer, can get pretty dirty. Anyways... bunch of nothing goin on. Midterms has come and gone. Report cards have come and gone. I got like a B average... try to bring that up. Minly cause I got a C+ in Physics and a C in Greek I think. And you ask... why the billy would someone learn Greek as a main language at school? Mainly cause... I'm not sure. I think it has to do with the whole "Truth, Beauty and Goodness" issue. Being a Christian school we got alot of our rules and stuff reflecting biblical values and whatnot. So it says in the New Testament that we should seek after the true, the good and the beautiful. So a main reason that we learn alot of the stuff that we do is because it is either forgotten and/or not taught in public schools or cause it reflects truth, beauty and goodness. Now don't think I'm bashing public schools. Most of my friends go there. Why the billy am I saying that? My public school friends are the ones reading this. My read-other-peoples-blogs thing has died out so its just gonna be my public school friends reading this. Yeah ok... the revolution was nice while it lasted. Maybe its time for me to start again. I was doing good. Need to get more guys next time. I got like 6 girls and 1 guy. Pathetic... I don't need girls... need to meet more guys. Too many girls known already. Ok... can you say bunny trail? So yeah... we just went from my life to my grades to my school to my girl problems. Wow. At least I filled up space... I mean thats what this is for right? What do you mean no? Ok... I gotta go to Chico tomorrow and I'm leavin at 7 so I need to hit the sack. Good night world.

Wednesday, November 03, 2004


Bush won! woo hoo! alright!... but um... ya'll ain't cheering... yeah ok. So I'm happy... hope you guys are too. Night

Sunday, October 31, 2004

Church Conference..... huh...

with all these comments I figured I should have something new on my blog. Not much to say, weekend went by too quick. I was gone all day yesterday at a conference in Sacramento with my high school class. Pretty lame really. I had to leave early cause my dad was coming from San Francisco to Chico and he wanted to pick me up then, so I missed the last session. But sheesh.... the guy that we left after was fairly offensive. He shut down alot of stuff I believe in as an Anglican and totally called Roman Catholics apostate. But it was cool seeing Joel Belz, founder and producer of World Magazine, and I ate at Togos. Probably shouldn't put those on the same level huh? Togos is a cool place though... anyways... I'm glad hw was fairly low this weekend. Otherwise I woulda been swamped today. G.i. over and out

Monday, October 25, 2004

ok fine!

Somebody, that I do not know, comment on my stuff!


I have no idea what to say. I'm bored and tired but I have this urge that I need to write. Fight that urge joe..... anywho. I did nothin but hw and talk to girls this afternoon.... and I'm tired? yes. Don't do geometric proofs, they waste your time. Actually they're good for ya but they are way too time consuming and they make me think (oh boo hoo). Alright.... bed time.

Sunday, October 24, 2004


so.... what to say. Tomorrow is midterms and perhaps I'm not as stressed as I should be. Tomorrow is Bible and I studied... so I guess I shouldn't worry about nothin. Plus Mr. Foos has quized us so much on the stuff that I feel pretty confident. Anywho... must get goin. Later

Saturday, October 23, 2004


today was kinda a waste... heres the scoop. So you know, I was workin on my hw like a good student, turns out I only got geometry done today. That would be because it took me 4+ hours to do it. It's not like it was an excessive ammount of hw, I just ended up over working. See I read one of the problems wrong, which happened to be the instructions for the next half dozen. So I ended up taking 45 minutes to do proofs, whereas I was only supposed to take 10 and do diagrams or somethin. Sot that took a chunk out. Add that to the other proofs that I had to do that ended up taking more than they should've... and it wiped my brain out. I sure hope I get 'em mostly right. Luckily that was all I had save some studyin. Anywho, other than that it wasn't too bad. I got to work with computer stuff which actually ended up being semi relaxing. I gotta hit the sack... night folks.

Friday, October 22, 2004

friday October 22nd

hey all
so yeah... for those who don't know I go to a special school aka a prep school. I'm pretty sure anyone who will be reading this already knew that but hey, you never know. One of the good things about said school is that I only have a 4 day school week. So today I had no school. I sat around, did chores and worked on hw. Right now I'm talkin to eric. He seems like a pretty cool guy. Thanks to mandy for introducin me. Anywho I gotta get goin. Later crowd

Thursday, October 21, 2004


hey crowd
not much to talk about today. Just another school day. Same old stuff. I guess I'll go to bed... not yet. Its thursday. I don't have school tomorrow. Stay up... later.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

Captains Log Stardate 102004

Yeah ok... you all know I'm not captain Kirk.... he's pretty cool though. Anywho, I talked to Ashlee yesterday and found out that I can call her, but not too much, but she can't call me... I think. Anywho, I guess all that the parentals were trying to stop was a romantic relation from starting. My opinion is that if anyone had asked us they would have found out that there wasn't any planned. At least I wasn't thinkin that... maybe she was. Anyways, its all cool now and I don't need to think of what to do as dramatically now. I was actually freaked out. That sounds stoopid but hey.... first experience like that. Alright... quit talkin about girls. Sorry, "girl" singular. Talked to Jaak yesterday too. I have decided that never again will I say that public schoolers get no hw. I mean, thats what I was thinking. Where I go I get tons of hw... or at least it seems like it. So I just figured public schoolers didn't. My bad. I'm actually not supposed to be on here so I guess I'll get off. Night world

Monday, October 18, 2004

hello all

today was pretty much just a normal day.... man what a boring way to start a paragraph. okokok. Anyways second day of blogging looks pretty good. Got a comment on yesterdays blog. Just a welcome from my good friend Jaak. Today it was way too cold in my opinion. The blazer didn't help much... I mean the thing is labled under jacket and it doesn't provide much warmth. Whatever. Umm... so I wrote a note to this Ashlee girl, and Charris wouldn't give it to her. Figures. I think shes ticked at her or something. Charris told me to give it to her myself. Like I see her alot... we'll just play this one by ear. G.I. over and out.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

me again

hello blog
today wasn't too bad. Seein as I don't know you very well blog, I don't want you to think that my life is bad. Quite the contrary. Just because I go to a prep school with 15 people doesn't make me a depressed teenage basket-case. In fact I have every cause for cheer. Except what happened today. So heres the scoop Blog. A feew weeks ago I was asked to Sadie Hawkins in a nearby town by a girl I meet earlier last summer. Anywho... shes adopted and she had only been up here a very short while before I met her. Funny thing... she knows my best friend. She used to go to school in another nearby town before she was adopted. Anyways, I said yes. But soon after I found out, since my parentals didn't know her, that I couldn't go with her. So I didn't tell her I couldn't go off the bat. I waited 2 weeks (she told me she was gonna be gone for a while) and basically I was scared. See she doesn't know too many people up here and I didn't want to leave her stranded. Anyways I was talkin to one of my class mates who happened to be this girls best buddy, and I told her about my issue. This other girl (Charris), told the girl who asked me (Ashlee) and I escaped. A few days later I got a note from Ashlee and she said she didn't hate me and blah blah blah. Basically she wasn't heart broken which was the last thing I wanted. I talked to her later on the phone. And then this 2 days ago I saw her when I had to do a school event. We talked and hung out etc. She called me again yesterday and we talked for a long while etc. Well she said that her foster parents (whom I had known before I met her) were overjoyed that she asked me and that I was so much better than the other guys from the highschool. So today there was a dance... just a social gathering including people from my church and friends and whatever... so she was there and I guess my parents talked with her parents... and her parents hadn't realized that I was only 14. So now... I have to write the note she asked me to write, call her cause she asked (I'll probably skip that step), and do something else. I'm not sure what yet. I'll write a note (duh). In this I'll talk about the predicament. Maybe that will work. Anyways, this got way too long. Night everyone.


Hello all and welcome to my site.
I suppose this would be the part where I add my thoughts. And that I will. Basically this is just a hey-how-ya-doin-I'm-alive-here so you guys can make fun... I mean comment on my thoughts. As you might have guessed, I am G.I. Anyways, talk to me.

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